On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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