I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so let's talk penis.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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