I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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