I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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