scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just high enough for therapy.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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