It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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