What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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