I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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