As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Damn victory sex feels great
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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