You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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