You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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