So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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