no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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