You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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