Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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