Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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