Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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