Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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