Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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