obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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