We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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