alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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