I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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