quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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