I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just cut my nipple shaving
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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