Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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