No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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