I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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