im gay
i know
yea but for you.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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