she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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