u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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