Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
