You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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