talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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