someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i wish my penis had a tongue
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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