I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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