don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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