On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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