Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
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go home
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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