It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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