what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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