Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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