billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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