its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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