I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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