i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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