My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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