physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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