White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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