Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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