Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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