in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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