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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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