make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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