how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.