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(434): View more from Virginia

u cheatin on me?

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if i did i would try to upgrade babe.

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(434): u cheatin on me? (1-434): if i did i would try to upgrade babe. http://tfl.nu/br4f

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(587): View more from Alberta

His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?

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You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?

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She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.

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(587): His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl? (780): You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus? (587): She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass. http://tfl.nu/i4m5

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(305): View more from Florida

Party in the USA is so catchy!

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Yea, so is AIDS.

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(305): Party in the USA is so catchy! (863): Yea, so is AIDS. http://tfl.nu/nzzd

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.

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(708): Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now. http://tfl.nu/4cfq

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(917): View more from New York City

i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere

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no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john

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(917): i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere (1-917): no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john http://tfl.nu/sfec

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(352): View more from Florida

Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.

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(352): Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person. http://tfl.nu/l0db

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

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(985): It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones http://tfl.nu/0il5

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..

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(781): You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet.. http://tfl.nu/rd8s

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(507): View more from Minnesota

i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'

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(507): i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor' http://tfl.nu/w930

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel awful

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Physically or morally

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Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.

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(513): I feel awful (1-513): Physically or morally (513): Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances. http://tfl.nu/3wvv

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(440): View more from Ohio

Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?

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(440): Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating? http://tfl.nu/ubob

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(630): View more from Illinois

How much did you drink?

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Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea

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(630): How much did you drink? (708): Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea http://tfl.nu/hfkt

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(512): View more from Texas

Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.

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(512): Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed. http://tfl.nu/bj7a

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(520): View more from Arizona

His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...

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(520): His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it... http://tfl.nu/6yoy

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(515): View more from Iowa

It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada

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(515): It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada http://tfl.nu/dfi5

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