So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.